honoronher:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

(Source: vinegod, via ifyouarereadingthis)

send me a fruit c:

zonation:

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(via owly-soul)

true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch

taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

gemini: crayola as fuck

cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

leo: cutest ever

virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit

libra: weird as hell omg

scorpio: probably satan

sagittarius: cute and very sweet

capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them

pisces: even more crayola than gemini